revealing trade secrets

An unexplained little man was wandering around at work with a clipboard, taking notes. The other week he was spotted going into the Ladies with a camera. We can only presume that these activities are officially-sanctioned.

Maybe they are turning the place into retirement apartments, now that they have finally got rid of our old boss, whose last day was on Friday. In search of leaving presents, we were looking through print-outs from the internet of garden statuary. She favours gargoyles rather than gnomes, most of which were sticking their tongues out, making them - you might have thought - rather unsuitable as farewell gifts.

Then again, things being what they are, she has not parted on the best of terms with the NHS, so that one of her other presents, a fake sign, twisted the NHS Blood and Transplant logo into NHS Bollocks and Trauma, which just about covers it. It took us a good ten minutes of brainstorming to come up with that one. Now that's Strategic Marketing!