End Of The World 2

Is there any point in worrying about the end of the world? I mean, last year (I seem to remember) began with omens of doom - birds falling out of the sky - and it's not like anything happened. Apart, anyway, from tsunamis, earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, revolutions and riots. This year I heard something about scientists discovering 'a fish with no face and no brain'. Is a guest spot on TOWIE out of the question?

Gemma from TOWIE was on the show they are pleased to call That Sunday Night Show, surrounded by her hair, a massive construction that made her face look it belonged on a totem pole. Only when she spoke did you realise that she was human - all too human. Indeed, there was very little to distinguish her from a member of the public - a total non-professional who had somehow contrived to interpose herself between Ross Noble and Downton Abbey's Dan Stevens. Dan looked as horrified as if the kitchen maid had laid herself a place at Lord Grantham's table.

So maybe the world is going to end after all. Didn't it say in the Bible that the end of the world would 'come from the East'? Essex is in the East. Maybe TOWIE winning a BAFTA was another sign of the upcoming Apocalypse.

Watch this space.