Boner Services

Not only are we faced with 'relocation' at work, we have been caught in a pincer movement by the Department of Health, who are carrying out a cost-cutting exercise on the organisation as a whole. I have every confidence that the DoH will make a wise decision. I'm a bit concerned by that acronym though.

Well, if the worst comes to the worst, I can always form a group with my colleagues. It worked for The Soldiers and The Nurses. I'm not quite sure whether the Out-Of-Work Admin Assistants can command the same kind of popular following, but no doubt it's a question of choosing the right material. Money For Nothing, anyone?

Someone even suggested at a meeting the other day that NHS Blood and Transplant might incorporate sperm donation. I shudder to think what the new logo would look like. Two hearts and a cock? However, I think it is generally accepted that blood and sperm don't go together.

Except in certain films.