clothes horse

HORSE DRUG KATE, said a headline I glimpsed yesterday. By which I took it to mean that Kate Moss was now (yawn) into ketamine. But surely they’ve missed a trick there. All they had to do was change the headline to HORSE DRUGS KATE and they’ve conjured up another, far juicier, scenario for the jaded punter. Equine date rape - that’s where it’s at.